Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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