We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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