I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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