she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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