i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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