is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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