i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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