And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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