I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Randomize
