Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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