Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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