I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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