We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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