Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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