operation have a gay friend backfired
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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