Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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