Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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