normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
is wine microwaveable?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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