Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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