there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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