After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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