I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I want her autograph on my taint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize