fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i already hear my dad disowning me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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