I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
