3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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