You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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