Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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