I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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