I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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