weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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