yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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