Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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