Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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