like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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