they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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