I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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