How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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