even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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