rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
True strength comes from lack of pants
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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