This girl is more easily done than said...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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