He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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