i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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