Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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