i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
tell me about the fingering
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