hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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