Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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