Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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