hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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