My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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