no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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she peed on how many people?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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