I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
its liver damage thursday
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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