she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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