I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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